Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Less talking, more tequila
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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