and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I wish you could order shots online.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
