the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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