It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Randomize
