okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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