farters have to be the big spoon...
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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