ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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