Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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