Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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