I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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