Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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