I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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