What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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