So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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