I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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