would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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