once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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