What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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