As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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