I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
smell my finger.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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