You don't have asthma, your pregnant
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
