Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Randomize