Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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