break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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