How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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