the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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