He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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