I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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