i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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