I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
How naked do you want me to be?
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