I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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