Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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