Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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