when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Why did my mother make you get naked?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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