I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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