I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
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You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....