I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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