sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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