her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I fill condoms, not promises.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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