THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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