please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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