Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
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haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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