i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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