The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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