I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Boobs are out for the taking
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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