He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Randomize