is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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