rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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