brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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