The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
His hands were made for my vagina.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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