I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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