took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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