You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
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