have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place