I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?