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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.

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• (631): View more from New York

  It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.

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• (+66): View more from Thailand

  How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?

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  Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm

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