Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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