i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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