It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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