Nicole vs. Life
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
